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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to
make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as
he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"?
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating
their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came
to
them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them
could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that
fairy!
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